endocrines:

this is very satisfying

I just got stabbed by a tree and now I’m bleeding. I thought we were friends. Is there such thing as an Iscariot tree because Judas much? I’m going to start a paper company.

sedna:

CARLA F. ANDRADE

Ugh… Im such an asian stereotype for driving. I literally have to say to myself, “look for red lights, look for red lights, look for red lights” for me to be an aware and safe driver. I forgot to do that today and I was literally inches away from crashing into a volkswagen (on a red light).

fox-party:

7:32 pm